Who do YOU secretly love?
drawn by Ayame-sama
We have LEGOLAS, the primped blonde of the group who is two thousand some years old...must use awesome anti-aging products...
then there's ARAGORN, the sweaty long haired hunk who just seems to charm everyone with his studly looks and protective manner...*swoon*
then there's GANDALF, the wise, bright old man (seriously...he's, like, tall AND shiny) who you probably wouldn't want to go canoodling with, but rather have a scintillating intellectual debate with over the concern of hobbits and their hygienic habits...
and then there's GOLLUM, the creepy, yet loveable creature who was once human...he'd probably eat you if you tried cuddling with him, which is just the very thing that attracts flocks of female orcs and all those other types of women who just LOVE a mysterious men with a taste for fine jewelry, especially GOLD...
introducing MERRY, the merry (haha...wow, that was cheesy) hobbit along for the ride. not only is he devilishly handsome to some respects, he's also the one to put stink bombs in legolas' pack of hair care products, or the one to put the whoppee cushion on aragorn's seat!
BUT WAIT! there's even more!!!! yes, ladies and gentlemen, not only do you get mischievous Merry, you get his sidekick, PIPPIN! (it's rumored that they were once siamese twins joined at the hip...but then again, they WERE rumors...anyhow...) PIPPIN is the lovable fright of sort! with the mass of curls and boyish charm, how could any self-respecting lady NOT fall in love?
ahh.. the attraction of angst. this is capitalized by BOROMIR, the lighter, blonder version of aragorn, but with much more of a dark side, which lures the sympathetic type to him, for no one can help but admire his internal struggle. and that scruffy beard. and those dark brooding eyes. and how, in the end, he triumphs over evil and temptation, making him a saint.
SAM, short for SAMWISE, is the loyal one of the bunch. resembling much like a golden retriever with dirty nails and hairy feet, he sticks by his man (sigh...not like THAT, perverts...) through thick and thin...and if he does that for his best friend, imagine how loyal he can be to the ladies! he's certainly a charmer, with his sensible, level-headed ways, although he's also rather quick to become attached, which is why the older, maternal sort of ladies are absolutely INFATUATED by him! so grab him before someone else does, because he won't be single for long!
and last, but definitely not least, is the young naive sweet FRODO, nephew of the one and only bilbo baggins. he's just a boy, but with the shoulders of a man to bear this heavy burden of the ring. the mere sight of his dark mop of hair and wide expressive innocent eyes make young women cry and become his groupies, following him around in crazy bands, becoming almost as lethal to him as the ring...