Mithril: the benign sister form of anthrax, used to flavor Indian spices
Imladris: the island no one ever knew about that also sank with Atlantis
Ents: what ants used to be known as, except once the ents started getting fatter off of their diet of... well... everything... they became known as ants
Fangorn: it's a type of musical instrument in which you can either blow it or play it with sticks
Weathertop: a wood finish that people put on their roofs. yes, i said it was a WOOD finish. it was back in the days of Sally the king when people had wood roofs... but then people started getting killed whenever it rained, because the water would make a hole and leak the roof, therefore making it soggy with moss and then it collapsed. of course, people came up with the solution of weathertop, but by then, it was too late. people started using the revolutionary idea of SHINGLES. ooh la la.
Ringwraiths: these are pretty little hairstyles in which you take about half an inch of hair and just twist and curl them, and you continue doing this until your head is covered with pieces of hair that are randomly sticking out
Uruk hai: a special technique used by tae kwon do masters
Wormtongue: the delicacy in the baltic sea area in which some radishes and a carrot are mashed together into this attractive paste. surprisingly, there is no tongue in this product
Ithilen: simply the english name "eileen" in the tongue of jibberwashaswaith
Lothlórien: it's a mouthwash. it leaves kinda a...swampy taste in your mouth. but it is a mouthwash nevertheless. sold in specialty stores.
Gondor: the title of the famous song by the band "sunnyboy". the famous chorus goes: "gondor, gondoooooooor!"
Cirith ungol: it's a special type of metal used to make extremely fine gold. at least the cirith part of it is. i do believe that ungol is the mystery meat sauce they put in with the mixture to make it taste bad in case someone ever swallows it. like a baby, who would then be forced to spit it back out. yuck.
Mirkwood: the name of a princess who lives in the forests underneath the hobbits
Lune: it's the harmonica-like horn that the ladies play at festivals
Oroduin: the magical purplish-pinkish herb that has special healing powers
Caradhras: it's a silky, filmy peice of cloth that enables you to float!
Angmar: a type of meat tht is eaten in a special way: you have to do the rain dance, clap two times, eat a peice of cake first, do the snow dance, then eat the meat without using your hands!
Erebor: a mountain [yay! she actually got that right! =) ]